Hot Salad Method

There’s a story behind this; I always have a story.

I was traveling the country roads in the UK, living in a bus I’d transformed into a motorhome, and shopping in small villages. Most villages had a butcher shop, a bakery and a “green grocer” that sold locally-grown vegetables, eggs and a few oranges imported from the Canary Isles. It was my first introduction to only eating foods that were in season.

In the cruel month of January, I found their vegetable stocks depleted down to nothing but brussel sprouts. I hated brussel sprouts. My opinion had been formed in my elementary school cafeteria where they were boiled and covered in a glue-like white sauce. To me, they smelled bad and tasted worse.

So, I spent an afternoon in a book shop, browsing for some way to cook brussel sprouts that wouldn’t make me gag. I ended up buying “The Whole Food Cookbook” by Elizabeth Cornish. Her recipe (amended slightly): Continue reading


Chocolate Malt Strategies: Case Study and Call for Addenda, contributed by DuctapeFatwa

There are times in this world when it is necessary to have a chocolate malt. If you are one of the millions of people who has caught the shugga dye bead eaze, this does not relieve you of your chocolate malt consumption responsibilities.

You will, however, need to make some changes in ingredients and portion sizes. Continue reading


Flexible Vegetable Dish that Does Not Suck, contributed by DuctapeFatwa

Here is something you can do with vegetables to make them less unpalatable.

Heat some vegetable oil, canola, peanut, etc. or you can use I Can’t Believe How Many Kinds of Imitation Butter There Are on the Shelves, in a large skillet, then turn down the fire and add a dollop of ginger and garlic paste (if you want, you can make your own: one part grated ginger to 3 parts peeled garlic, make it into a paste in your blender or with mortar and pestle), a little biryani masala, curry powder, a few cumin seeds, cayenne pepper, salt, this is all very flexible. Mix in with the oil, careful not to burn the spices, this is why you have turned down the fire, let the heat of the oil do the work. Continue reading